Humor Me
Top 10 Unspoken Fears of Casualty Actuaries
By Michael Ersevim, AGP

10.) What if I'm not as good looking as mom said?

9.) What if my record deal with Sony goes sour?

8.) What if the lead in this pencil isn't exactly #2? (A pre-exam thought.)

7.) How am I going to three-way credibility-weight these indications?

6.) Why did I ever sign up for "Be a rodeo clown for a day?"

5.) Are there enough tiny numbers on my presentation handouts?

4.) What if Riverdance never needs me as a substitute?

3.) Am I too sexy for my shirt?

2.) How much asbestos is there in this eraser?

1.) Maybe I was meant to be a life actuary.